Wanking Simulator

Wanking Simulator is set in Gay Bay, where Winston Gay sets out to make the town pay after the corrupt government takes his house. His neighbours had complained that he was wanking too loudly. You can explore the town, destroy things, complete story and side missions, and earn points by wanking amid the chaos.

Explore Gay Bay

The town includes a neighbourhood with houses, a church, a high school, a garage and other places. You can go wherever you want and destroy anything you choose, throwing people around or blowing up cars. Alternatively, you can play as a more restrained character whose aim is to wank quietly.

The game follows a five-day cycle, with different events happening in Gay Bay each day. You can drive your uncle’s car, take on delivery and race missions, or travel by hot-air balloon.

Abilities and modes

Winston can unlock abilities including spells, magic cumshots and an explosion spell. You can also summon an aggressive Pony to help fight enemies. The game includes several modes:

• Sandbox Mode: customize settings such as gravity and the strength of your kick.
• Arena Mode: fight off as many waves of enemies as you can.
• Parkour Mode: jump around, avoid bullets and kick enemies.
• Challenges Mode: complete different difficult missions against the clock.

Additional content

The Wankhan DLC takes you to Wankhan to recapture a disease cure from enemies. You can customize your character’s skin colour, clothing and other details. The game also has achievements and a global leaderboard where you can upload high scores, compete with other players and submit your property-damage score.