Just Die Already

Just Die Already is a sandbox game about an old retiree trying to qualify for free retirement care in a near future where people aren’t having children. Kicked out of a retirement home, you explore the world and complete dangerous challenges to earn retirement tickets. The game presents a society where millennials are blamed for preferring video games to work and older people must survive on their own.

Challenges and survival

Complete hazardous challenges to earn rewards and qualify for a proper retirement home. You can launch yourself from a catapult onto someone, or try to survive losing your head, picking it up and hitting someone with it. Your character is fragile: things can break them, and they can break many parts of themselves.

Objects and exploration

You can pick up and use a wide range of objects, including giant trout, trampolines, guns, electrical wiring, fireworks, bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns and jetpacks. The city has detailed environments, secrets and hidden paths to find through exploration and experimentation.

NPCs react differently depending on their age. Some laugh and clap when others get hurt, while others run away in terror. You can also wreak havoc on millennials and zoomers.

Multiplayer modes

Play alone or online with up to four players. In co-op, you can complete challenges together or cause mayhem, including ripping your friends’ limbs off.

The game also has free player-versus-player modes, where you compete against other old characters in four arenas. You can customize the game modes and fight by tearing off one another’s limbs.