The Holy Gosh Darn
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About The Holy Gosh Darn
The Holy Gosh Darn is an action-adventure in which you play as the angel Cassiel, trying to save Heaven from destruction in six hours. An army of Phantoms is preparing to overrun the afterlife, and you must uncover the secrets of a mysterious artifact created by God. The game combines time travel, Metroidvania progression, puzzles and set pieces.
Travel through time
Death gives Cassiel a magical clock that lets you jump freely between the past and present at any point during the day. What you learn in the future can speed events along in the past, so your discoveries affect how you use your time. You sprint, dash and jump through locations across Heaven, Hell, Earth and Helheim, uncovering secrets across both space and time.
The time-pressured story asks you to hurry NPCs along as you uncover information. New narrative strands can be triggered by progression, time, space and logic. The clock is also tied to the secrets of the artifact, and time travel makes Cassiel barf.
Meet the afterlife
Cassiel encounters a cast of characters and 23 Heavenly Elders to insult. Heaven and the other locations shift as you explore. The game includes exactly 4,250 dogs, none of which you can pet.
Dialogue and humor
The game has over 6.5 hours of fully voiced dialogue and a dedicated “Shut up” button that skips it. Its humor also explores why swearing is reserved for angels and why skipping dialogue can be useful when you are racing to save Heaven.
The Holy Gosh Darn, Manual Samuel and Helheim Hassle share a universe, but can be played in any order.
Frequently asked questions
The best price for The Holy Gosh Darn is $3.37 at Instant Gaming. That is 83% less than on Steam, where it costs $19.99. 17 shops have an offer that activates in your country.
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Every key we list activates on Steam. Redeem the key there and The Holy Gosh Darn stays in your library for good.
Yes, with a small risk. Publishers create keys to sell in other shops, which is why a key can cost less than in the official store, and once you activate it the game is yours to keep, just like a store purchase. On average 1–2% of keys fail, so check the shop's buyer protection before you buy: the official store does not refund keys bought elsewhere.
The minimum requirements for The Holy Gosh Darn are: Windows 10, 2 GB storage. It runs on Windows only. The recommended specs are in the System requirements section.
No. The Holy Gosh Darn is a single-player game.
Yes. Valve rates The Holy Gosh Darn as Verified on the Steam Deck: it runs well out of the box.
Buy The Holy Gosh Darn 83% cheaper than on Steam.
The Holy Gosh Darn is available for 83% less in shops such as Instant Gaming, Fanatical, or Eneba.
Steam lets publishers create keys to sell in other shops. Once you activate a key, the game is yours to keep, just like a store purchase.
Disclaimer: CD keys have an inherent 1–2% average failure rate. Check the shop terms for buyer protection info. Steam offers no buyer protection for keys bought in other shops and doesn't refund them.
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