The Procession to Calvary
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About The Procession to Calvary
The Procession to Calvary is a point-and-click adventure about pursuing the escaped tyrant Heavenly Peter after the end of a holy war. You travel through a world assembled from Renaissance paintings, solve puzzles and decide whether to use your sword to kill people who stand in your way. Murder can let you skip puzzles, but your actions may come back to haunt you.
The pursuit
After your oppressors are defeated, the churches of the Old God lie in ruins and thousands of innocent people have been murdered. Heavenly Peter escapes, and you are tasked with finding him and taking revenge. Along the way, you steal a ship, feed a donkey, enter a talent contest, help an inept street magician, sing, dance, play a possibly magical flute, poke a man in the face, hunt for treasure and talk with Our Lord God Almighty.
Point-and-click puzzles
The game uses a traditional point-and-click interface with a verb coin interaction menu and a simple inventory. You can drag and drop the items you collect. The puzzles follow a consistent internal logic, even as the story uses surreal, anarchic humour and treats lofty subject matter with flippancy.
Art and music
The landscape brings together hundreds of Renaissance paintings, including works by Rembrandt, Botticelli and Michelangelo, to form a consistent world while remaining sympathetic to the original works. The soundtrack features classical music selected to suit the artwork, including compositions by Vivaldi, Bach and George Frideric Handel.
A standalone story
The Procession to Calvary takes place in the same world as Four Last Things, but its story can be played independently.
Frequently asked questions
The best price for The Procession to Calvary is $0.25 at Kinguin. That is 91% less than on GOG, where it costs $2.99. 21 shops have an offer that activates in your country.
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Every key we list activates on Steam. Redeem the key there and The Procession to Calvary stays in your library for good.
Yes, with a small risk. Publishers create keys to sell in other shops, which is why a key can cost less than in the official store, and once you activate it the game is yours to keep, just like a store purchase. On average 1–2% of keys fail, so check the shop's buyer protection before you buy: the official store does not refund keys bought elsewhere.
The minimum requirements for The Procession to Calvary are: Windows XP, 2 GB RAM, 1 GB storage. It also runs on macOS. The recommended specs are in the System requirements section.
No. The Procession to Calvary is a single-player game.
Yes. Valve rates The Procession to Calvary as Verified on the Steam Deck: it runs well out of the box.
Buy The Procession to Calvary 97% cheaper than on GOG.
The Procession to Calvary is available for 97% less in shops such as Kinguin, Eneba, or Driffle.
GOG lets publishers create keys to sell in other shops. Once you activate a key, the game is yours to keep, just like a store purchase.
Disclaimer: CD keys have an inherent 1–2% average failure rate. Check the shop terms for buyer protection info. GOG offers no buyer protection for keys bought in other shops and doesn't refund them.











