Human Milk Seller

Human Milk Seller is set in a future where nuclear fallout, climate disasters and corporate greed have left humanity close to extinction. You play a farmer caring for genetically engineered Lactomans, creatures whose highly nutritious milk is humanity’s last hope. You milk them, sell their milk at the market and try to keep your farm running under pressure from the local underworld.

Raise Lactomans

Lactomans come in four varieties, each producing a different kind of milk:

• Lactomans Nature: plain and unassuming, they produce milk steadily.
• Strawberry Lactomans: pink-hued creatures that produce strawberry-flavored milk, marketed by corporate overlords as a premium blend.
• Chocolate Lactomans: they produce rich chocolate milk and are treated as the company’s prized assets, though they remain exploited.
• Golden Lactomans: rare creatures whose milk is sold to the highest bidder at exorbitant prices. A scientist friend takes pride in creating them through genetic engineering.

You can experiment with upgrades to increase your Lactomans’ productivity. Your eccentric lab buddy also tinkers with their DNA, pushing at ethical boundaries and hoping one day to create a lactose-intolerant Lactoman.

Grow mutant crops

Plant bizarre seeds and harvest mutant crops. A friend runs a seed shop that sells seeds for crops no longer found outside your hamlet. He scavenges them from irradiated wastelands where mutated plants grow, so prices fluctuate wildly.

Pay the taxman

Every ten days, local mobsters in tattered suits and gas masks come to your doorstep to demand protection money. You must pay or face consequences, while their taxes continue to rise.

A satirical farm

The game satirizes corporate culture, consumerism and the pursuit of productivity, using the Lactomans and their milk as a comic take on capitalism’s tendency to exploit people while promising them happiness.