Behold the Kickmen
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About Behold the Kickmen
Behold the Kickmen is a single-player football game that treats the sport as understood by someone unfamiliar with or uninterested in its laws. You begin at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and work your way up through a succession of matches, aiming to become the best at football and win the World Cup.
Matches and story
You kick, pass and tackle, manage your squad and score goals. The game also has a full Story mode, with overblown melodrama and decisions to make.
Two ways to play
You can switch the game’s presentation into a Dystopian Future Bloodsport. There is no online or local multiplayer.
Frequently asked questions
The best price for Behold the Kickmen is $0.42 at Kinguin. That is 89% less than on Steam, where it costs $3.99. 8 shops have an offer that activates in your country.
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Every key we list activates on Steam. Redeem the key there and Behold the Kickmen stays in your library for good.
Yes, with a small risk. Publishers create keys to sell in other shops, which is why a key can cost less than in the official store, and once you activate it the game is yours to keep, just like a store purchase. On average 1–2% of keys fail, so check the shop's buyer protection before you buy: the official store does not refund keys bought elsewhere.
The minimum requirements for Behold the Kickmen are: Windows 7, GeForce 8800, 4 GB RAM, 1 GB storage. It also runs on macOS. The recommended specs are in the System requirements section.
No. Behold the Kickmen is a single-player game.
Mostly, yes. Valve rates Behold the Kickmen as Playable on the Steam Deck: it runs, but may need some manual setup.
Buy Behold the Kickmen 89% cheaper than on Steam.
Behold the Kickmen is available for 89% less in shops such as Kinguin, Gameseal, or Eneba.
Steam lets publishers create keys to sell in other shops. Once you activate a key, the game is yours to keep, just like a store purchase.
Disclaimer: CD keys have an inherent 1–2% average failure rate. Check the shop terms for buyer protection info. Steam offers no buyer protection for keys bought in other shops and doesn't refund them.











