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Behold the Kickmen

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About Behold the Kickmen

Behold the Kickmen is a single-player football game that treats the sport as understood by someone unfamiliar with or uninterested in its laws. You begin at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and work your way up through a succession of matches, aiming to become the best at football and win the World Cup.

Matches and story

You kick, pass and tackle, manage your squad and score goals. The game also has a full Story mode, with overblown melodrama and decisions to make.

Two ways to play

You can switch the game’s presentation into a Dystopian Future Bloodsport. There is no online or local multiplayer.

Frequently asked questions

Buy Behold the Kickmen 89% cheaper than on Steam.

Behold the Kickmen is available for 89% less in shops such as Kinguin, Gameseal, or Eneba.

Steam lets publishers create keys to sell in other shops. Once you activate a key, the game is yours to keep, just like a store purchase.

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