Buy USAID Approvals Department PC key

USAID Approvals Department is a darkly humorous papers-approval simulator. You play a USAID clerk who reviews incoming faxes, approves or denies each request, then files it. Approving AID brings consequences, and you must redact information and remember to file documents to avoid your boss’s scolding and a trip to HR’s darkest corner.

Funding requests

Requests range from baboon contraceptives to gourmet worm soap and rainbow fire extinguishers, each offering an outlandish reward. You can take rewards such as gold bars, lifetime condoms or a “vacation package,” but risk ending up in the slammer. DOGE investigators may catch up with you, and guilt may take its toll.

Endings

Your choices can lead to several outcomes: escape on a luxury yacht, disappear in a hidden mini-sub, take a golden parachute from a private jet ride, or jump from a helicopter and drown in the open ocean out of guilt for your crimes against the people.

Office gameplay

The relaxed-paced, ASMR-style clicker gameplay has you processing a handful of faxes before taking a “vacation” or hiding in plain sight. There are no tutorial pop-ups or UI clutter; you rely on your stamps and survival instincts. Satirical news headlines roll across the screen for you to fill in with your own commentary, and the office has detailed, lo-fi surroundings. The game also features tongue-in-cheek DEI and “woke” comedy.