The Real Texas
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About The Real Texas
The Real Texas is an action adventure game starring Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher on holiday in England. After stepping through a blue portal, he finds himself in a purgatory dimension called Strange, where a friendly witch gives guns to visitors, a crazed German-speaking wizard hurls elecbolts from his castle, and something involving a lot of chickens is happening upriver. Sam is a Real Cowboy back home, though it is unclear whether that job title will help him here.
Explore Strange
You can enter people's houses and rummage through them while they go about their daily business, without fear of retribution. You can also help people with their problems, often by shooting your gun many times. The game includes optional areas, secrets and strange things to uncover; some have remained undiscovered, to the developer's knowledge, for four years.
Weapons and equipment
You fight with six types of classic cowboy and fantasy weapons. Special items and powerups are available, as are two types of chicken cutlets to collect. You can also wear a bullet-proof vest beneath a sequined evening-gown.
Main game and sequel
Completing The Real Texas takes about 10 hours, depending on what you choose to do. Cellpop Goes Out At Night, a mini-sequel, takes about 1–2 hours; both games contain secrets and other discoveries. The games include enemies, traps, boss battles and the estate tax.
Frequently asked questions
The best price for The Real Texas is $7.75 at Kinguin. That is 48% less than on Steam, where it costs $14.99. 7 shops have an offer that activates in your country.
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Every key we list activates on Steam. Redeem the key there and The Real Texas stays in your library for good.
Yes, with a small risk. Publishers create keys to sell in other shops, which is why a key can cost less than in the official store, and once you activate it the game is yours to keep, just like a store purchase. On average 1–2% of keys fail, so check the shop's buyer protection before you buy: the official store does not refund keys bought elsewhere.
The minimum requirements for The Real Texas are: Windows XP, 512 MB RAM, 200 MB storage. It also runs on macOS. The recommended specs are in the System requirements section.
No. The Real Texas is a single-player game.
Yes. The Real Texas is the full base game. You need nothing else to play it.
Buy The Real Texas 48% cheaper than on Steam.
The Real Texas is available for 48% less in shops such as Kinguin, GameBoost, or Difmark.
Steam lets publishers create keys to sell in other shops. Once you activate a key, the game is yours to keep, just like a store purchase.
Disclaimer: CD keys have an inherent 1–2% average failure rate. Check the shop terms for buyer protection info. Steam offers no buyer protection for keys bought in other shops and doesn't refund them.












