The Onion Voting Simulator 3D

The Onion Voting Simulator 3D puts you in the role of an average American voter on U.S. Election Day. Search for identification, wait in line at a middle-school gymnasium and try to vote—or stay in your studio apartment and find something to eat instead. You can make excuses to yourself for staying home and tell people you voted, especially if the results are bad.

At the polling place

While waiting in line, you can kill time, check your phone and search for power-ups that give you abilities beyond those of the average voter. You also have to prove to angry pollworkers that you are allowed to vote. Searching your surroundings can reveal secrets beneath America’s surface of truth and fairness.

Dangers and discoveries

Look out for bone-crunching power-ups, and be careful not to fall into Hell, where beings beyond understanding await both the just and unjust. They do not know the difference between pleasure and pain. The game also features real eagle sounds.