Squirrel Stapler
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About Squirrel Stapler
Squirrel Stapler is a short horror hunting simulator with pitch-black humor and absurdist horror. A lonely man in a remote cabin wants to make his beloved—a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall—beautiful again after flies make her ugly and rotten. He hunts squirrels in the woods so he can staple them to her, but a sinister presence in the forest enforces one rule: “Thou shalt not staple squirrels!” The game takes less than an hour to complete.
Hunt in the forest
You move quietly, hide in bushes and stay low before choosing when to shoot. A squirrel call can lure bigger squirrels, but larger creatures and vengeful ghosts also roam the forest. The large, nonlinear map contains educational facts about squirrels, and you can meet god.
Modes and additions
An unlockable GIANT SQUIRRELS mode adds another way to play. The game also includes achievements, an expanded options menu, and changes to its balance, interface and tutorials.
Frequently asked questions
The best price for Squirrel Stapler is $2.02 at Kinguin. That is 74% less than on Steam, where it costs $7.99. 5 shops have an offer that activates in your country.
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Every key we list activates on Steam. Redeem the key there and Squirrel Stapler stays in your library for good.
Yes, with a small risk. Publishers create keys to sell in other shops, which is why a key can cost less than in the official store, and once you activate it the game is yours to keep, just like a store purchase. On average 1–2% of keys fail, so check the shop's buyer protection before you buy: the official store does not refund keys bought elsewhere.
The minimum requirements for Squirrel Stapler are: Windows 10. It runs on Windows only. The recommended specs are in the System requirements section.
No. Squirrel Stapler is a single-player game.
Mostly, yes. Valve rates Squirrel Stapler as Playable on the Steam Deck: it runs, but may need some manual setup.
Buy Squirrel Stapler 74% cheaper than on Steam.
Squirrel Stapler is available for 74% less in shops such as Kinguin, Eneba, or Gameseal.
Steam lets publishers create keys to sell in other shops. Once you activate a key, the game is yours to keep, just like a store purchase.
Disclaimer: CD keys have an inherent 1–2% average failure rate. Check the shop terms for buyer protection info. Steam offers no buyer protection for keys bought in other shops and doesn't refund them.
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