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Get in the Car, Loser! is a lesbian road-trip RPG about four young women fighting to stop an ancient evil from returning. Sam Anon, three attendees of the local Academy of Order and a renegade angel set out to confront the Machine Devil’s cultists, who are spreading terror to summon him. The Divine Order that rules their world argues that opposing the cultists would be “just as bad as them.” Sam hopes to seal the Machine Devil away for another thousand years, visit every diner on the way and get through a conversation without blushing over her companions.

The party

• Sam Anon: The protagonist and the party’s healer, with Support and Ravage battle specialties. She is a goth who has been roped into the trip and does her best despite having no idea how it happened. She eventually confronts the Machine Devil, declaring that the void belongs to everyone.
• Grace Morningstar: An A student at the Academy and the current wielder of the Sword of Fate, which she stole. Her Exploit and Destruction specialties let her deal heavy damage as she fights for what is right.
• Valentin Vaillante: Grace’s boyfriend, a former Academy of Order teaching assistant who knows how to drive. They have Exploit and Tank specialties, usually keep quiet and reserved, and can protect the team in battle or come out with a dumb joke.
• Angela: A literal angel and the Thirty-Second Arm of the Divine Order. She has Exploit and Ravage specialties and joins the fight because she can no longer stand by. She wonders whether a being on her plane of existence can relate to humans, and deliberately fights as an average warrior so she does not disrupt divine cosmology by using her true power alongside mortals.

Battles and progression

Combat uses an active time battle system inspired by classic and modern JRPGs. You use the party members’ complementary abilities strategically to maintain momentum through the fights on the road. Character progression is based on equipment: items grant different abilities depending on who uses them, and you can rearrange equipment between fights to create different party builds.

Dialogue uses a visual-novel-inspired system for conversations among the group in the back seat. The game has no sidequests, maps or codex entries, and its soundtrack is a pop score by Christa Lee.

Battle on the big boardwalk

Battle on the Big Boardwalk is an additional story chapter that can be played at any point from act 2 onwards. Sam and her friends take a break from fighting evil at the beach, but an interdimensional sword thief steals the Sword of Fate, forcing them to act. The chapter includes a boss fight against the group’s toughest enemies yet.

• Unlockable beach outfits for each character, wearable both in the chapter and in the main game.
• 15 endgame items with new abilities, designed to complement your current loadout at any rank without being overpowered, though combinations can change that.
• A legendary sword that can banish one enemy to the Shadow Realm per fight, offering strategies different from those enabled by the Sword of Fate.

The fate of another world

The Fate of Another World continues the story after the final boss fight. Every 976 years, the heavens choose a warrior to wield the Sword of Fate and seal away the Machine Devil. Emily Harmless, once an activist, librarian and scholar, has been chosen for this role. The chapter follows her as she carries out the heavens’ mission and searches for peace in the burning ruins of her world. It is the game’s longest chapter, and Angela faces hard truths about the theology that governs all worlds while Grace meets her hero, Emily.

• Emily and Prince Sam join as temporary party members, bringing new mechanics and strategies. Emily’s Sword of Fate uses a Fate Meter that must be charged, and a full meter can stagger a boss instantly.
• Five new enemy types require new approaches in random encounters, followed by three new bosses.
• An expanded soundtrack adds two new battle tracks, including a remix of “The Spirit of the Times.”
• A new progression system has the party trying to escape the Adversarial Zodiac’s cruel light and regain their power. Three new items reveal the story of Jo of the Mountain, a fallen hero.

Story themes

The story follows the party as they fight a reactionary death cult whose members include sexists, homophobes, racists, transphobes, domestic abusers and murderers. Sam also faces her own anxieties about gender and doubts about her self-image.