Ancient Russian Life Simulator

Ancient Russian Life Simulator is about fighting lizards during the first Russ-Lizards war. You destroy lizards, gain experience to learn secret techniques and sacrifice their bodies to the gods in exchange for blessings.

Battles and techniques

A skill tree lets you learn 26 secret techniques, said to come from the oldest birch bark manuscripts. The game recreates battles including fighting lizards under Baikalsk, breaking through a great Slavic cauldron under Tyva, protecting a great trading way in South African Russia, and winning the Peleduisky beating.

Blessings and allies

Sacrificing lizard bodies can bring blessings such as the power of Baikal water and Perun’s lightning. You can obtain at least four ancient Slavic education and tame dinosaurs, described as allies of the ancient Russ.

Other features

The game portrays ancient Russ warriors as able to overpower legions of Herods alone and fertilize a hundred virgins overnight. Its calculations follow the rules of “counting ancient Russ,” and its code is written in orthodox B††. It presents its events as historically accurate, uses 100% Russian voiceover described as created by real historical voices, and features “Fonk” from the battlefields.