Calm Down, Stalin
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About Calm Down, Stalin
Calm Down, Stalin is a game about managing the stress of ruling a country while keeping your hand near the nuclear button. You control your hands as you sign state papers, answer the phone and deal with subordinates, while threatening your enemies by moving a finger closer to the button. Smoking your pipe and using other available means helps you fight the stress.
Managing your hands
You move your arms directly to handle objects and interact with them. Smoking your pipe reduces stress and helps prevent your hands from shaking. A set of useful tools and annoying distractions adds to the tasks you manage.
Game modes
Story mode unlocks more items to use. Endless mode lets you challenge yourself and your friends to beat a high score.
Frequently asked questions
The best price for Calm Down, Stalin is $3.99 at Steam. It is the only shop with an offer that activates in your country.
The minimum requirements for Calm Down, Stalin are: Windows Vista, 2 GB RAM, 500 MB storage. It runs on Windows only. The recommended specs are in the System requirements section.
No. Calm Down, Stalin is a single-player game.
Mostly, yes. Valve rates Calm Down, Stalin as Playable on the Steam Deck: it runs, but may need some manual setup.
Yes. Calm Down, Stalin is the full base game. You need nothing else to play it.
Steam lets publishers create keys to sell in other shops. Once you activate a key, the game is yours to keep, just like a store purchase.
Disclaimer: CD keys have an inherent 1–2% average failure rate. Check the shop terms for buyer protection info. Steam offers no buyer protection for keys bought in other shops and doesn't refund them.











