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A Turd: The Game is a third-person game in which you play Jojo, searching your house for evidence against your ex-wife, “ATurd,” while trying to escape. She is already in the house, and her rage rises as you hit furniture and find evidence. If she catches you, she starts an argument; you must correctly type the text shown on screen to block her attacks.

Search the house

You punch furniture to uncover evidence, but only furniture that is not black and white can be destroyed. ATurd can destroy evidence if she touches it, so you need to keep it away from her. Once you have found all the evidence, you must locate specific objects in the house and escape by reaching your car.

Manage your health and sanity

Taking a hit costs you life and can lead to death. It also lowers your sanity, causing confusion on the camera. You can hide in the bathroom to recover some peace and sanity, and drink wine to heal. Drinking too much makes you fall when you try to sprint.

Clean up the mess

While your agent is coming to sign your new movie contract, your ex-wife makes a mess by producing an army of turds. You chase after her and clean them up, using one mop for the floor and another tool for the walls. You can call her to specific locations to keep her busy while you find and clean the turds.