Buy 77p egg: Eggwife PC key

77p egg: Eggwife is a crude, gory first-person shooter set in Sheffie, England. You play as 77p egg, a potty-mouthed stick figure mourning the loss of its wife. A trip to the supermarket to find a new life partner turns into an adventure through the city.

Story and levels

The game has 10 story levels set in, around and underneath Sheffie, along with two currently endless-wave arena levels and several bonus levels. Its ending leaves the story open for the plot and characters to continue.

Enemies and weapons

You fight angry hordes of sentient sewage, including gelatinous blobs of urine, mechanised napalm poo tanks and 4ft-long tampon helicopters laced with nails. A milk-worshipping cult is also among your enemies. Your weapons include the Applicator, a scoped long-range tampon applicator; the 7-Barrel Sh*tgun; the Crossbowner, a silicone-shooting crossbow designed for the bedroom; and the Stigmatic 77,000, a high-power, high-rate-of-fire nailgun.

Movement and bodily functions

Fast movement and bodily functions help you survive. You can strafe-run, aim vertically without restriction, double-jump by using poop, and pee on command to put out fires—including those on yourself—or incapacitate certain enemies. You can also use pee to draw on walls. Eating food keeps your poop meter full, which you need to stock the Sh*tgun and double-jump.

Modes and difficulty

The six difficulty levels are “flaccid”, “Semi”, “Hard”, “Knotty”, “RAGING” and “dysfunction”. The last randomises elements such as level geometry rotation, weapon functionality and movement, which can make a level easier or potentially impossible to complete. You can also attempt a pacifist run without killing anything, a pass-a-fist run where you kill everything, or a vegan run.

The endless-wave arena mode has its own arenas, a card-picking system for powerups and powerdowns, and unique enemy variants.

Interactions and soundtrack

The game includes interactions such as sticking a fork in a plug socket, flushing toilets, talking to pedestrians, riding shopping carts and taking a very large poop. Its original soundtrack features General Mumble, sc.Dave!, ipi, Koa and others, with music ranging from metal, ambient and reggae to scrumpy and western.