Zortch
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About Zortch
Zortch is a single-player first-person shooter set in a science-fiction world with horror and comedy elements. Zortch Maxinum, a professional slacker, is captured by aliens after falling for their fake holiday scheme. She must escape their planet or become a light snack, with help from a mysterious voice.
Combat and enemies
You fight through combat-heavy levels using nine guns and a kick. Weapons include a grenade launcher, TNT, a tripmine, a plasma pistol, a double-barreled shotgun and a bizarre living lightning gun. You also find power-ups, including a portable medkit and invisibility.
The game has more than 30 enemy types, including giant green brainsucking aliens, spider mines, lizards with rocket launchers, raptors, pudding-like amoeboids pretending to be humanoid guards, and a 20-foot-tall flatworm cyborg bounty hunter.
Levels and difficulty
The game includes 15 levels and five boss levels, with six difficulty modes ranging from very easy to extreme.
Other features
- A custom engine designed to run well on low-spec machines
- An FOV slider and letterbox mode
- A custom violence mode that lets you change blood to confetti or ketchup
- Feeble attempts at humor
Frequently asked questions
The best price for Zortch is $4.99 at Steam. It is the only shop with an offer that activates in your country.
The minimum requirements for Zortch are: Windows XP, Intel UHD Graphics 600, Intel Atom N270, 1 GB RAM, 370 MB storage. It runs on Windows only. The recommended specs are in the System requirements section.
No. Zortch is a single-player game.
Mostly, yes. Valve rates Zortch as Playable on the Steam Deck: it runs, but may need some manual setup.
Yes. Zortch is the full base game. You need nothing else to play it.
Steam lets publishers create keys to sell in other shops. Once you activate a key, the game is yours to keep, just like a store purchase.
Disclaimer: CD keys have an inherent 1–2% average failure rate. Check the shop terms for buyer protection info. Steam offers no buyer protection for keys bought in other shops and doesn't refund them.











