Zap Dem Rats

Zap Dem Rats is a third-person shooter in which you help Mr. Prez overcome his adversaries and return to the Whitehouse. You navigate and aim using skill to build a high score; returning Mr. Prez to the Whitehouse completes the game, and a high score counts as a player win. The game is easy to play and harder to master.

Guns and survival

Mr. Prez uses red and blue ray guns, with their functions explained in a narrated tutorial. You can zap signs for rewards, including a reward for delay zapping. Zombies throw illogic bombs that Mr. Prez must dodge. If his mental health drops to 5%, his White Guardian Angel transports him to a Red Angel at Tommy’s Garage to recover before returning him to the fray. The ray guns cause no blood, gore or deaths.

Scenes and adversaries

The first scene has Mr. Prez fixing rigged voting machines, turning zombie voters into good Republican voters or zapping them to Venezuela, and installing an audit team to correct crooked vote-counting procedures. In the second, you confront fake media: rebrand the big six, stop broadcasts that damage your brain, replace media celebrities’ lies with the truth and expose the biased editorial staffs of two popular magazines. Zombies continue their bombardments in both scenes and can be transformed or sent to Venezuela.

The third scene focuses on the Second Amendment. It includes a medical plaza accused of perpetrating and exaggerating the pandemic, references to Stalin and Hitler supporting gun confiscation, a maze where five Senators reveal their gun-confiscation plans, and 10 Representatives with anti-gun legislation. At the Confiscation Depot, Mr. Prez uses a magic force field to save American guns packed in wooden crates for destruction, then secures them with a stout fence.

WOKE U is a partially completed scene with a football stadium and lecture halls on opening day, where students sign up for courses. Its subjects include leftist indoctrination at radicalized universities, ANTIFA, pronouns, multiple genders, what WOKE means and what its proponents want, and Russian aggression. The final scene pits Mr. Prez against Speaker of the House Nanci Haglosi and her Demi-Hornets. Waves of hornets bearing Haglosi’s face culminate in faster elite hornets with more powerful stings. After you vaporize them with the blue ray gun, Mr. Prez passes a roadblock to the Whitehouse, where cheering crowds greet him and he gives a welcome-home speech.