Where Is My Hat?

Where Is My Hat? is a game for two players about two naive cultists searching through piles of sacred relics for the favorite hat of an almighty but forgetful deity. The god hates waiting and starts an apocalypse if you take too long.

Search and fight

You can kick anything that moves, including your rival, treasure piles and balls flying through the air. Search the deity’s relics for artifacts and use them to gain an advantage or disrupt your opponent. The artifacts include:

• Rabbit’s Foot: grants invincibility.
• Broken Bottle: lets you place a spike in your friend’s path, though you can step on it yourself.
• Ball: throw it at your rival to push them onto spikes, at spikes to launch yourself into a friend, or at yourself.
• Rocket: gives you a jet-powered dash that leaves a smoky trail spelling “BYE!”

The god’s impatience

If you linger, the god starts changing the level. Poison puddles appear, stone walls rise, portals open and spikes emerge.

Game modes

• Air Hockey: kick the hat to your deity faster than your rival.
• King of the Hill: capture a point and stop your opponent from pushing you off.
• Classic Mode: find the hat and deliver it.