We Are So Cooked

We Are So Cooked is a co-op game about moving a dead body through places full of people and security threats. You improvise with whatever you can find, avoid detection and try to escape together.

Moving the body

A body is heavy and awkward to handle. Dragging it alone is slow and leaves a bloody trail; with teammates, each person can grab a limb to move faster, but pulling in different directions can make you drop it down the stairs. The body snags on doorframes, knocks over vases and slides off laundry carts, turning each move into a potential mishap.

Avoiding detection

Civilians scream if they see the body, and their screams attract Guards. Security hunts noise, and getting caught with the body ends the attempt. Cameras watch hallways, while Guard Dogs can sniff out the body even when it is hidden in a locker.

Improvising an escape

You have no weapons or plan, so you use items found in the environment. A Wheelchair can roll the body past reception, a Mop can clean blood trails and a Squeaky Toy can distract a guard. You can hold an item or drag the body, but not do both at once, so teammates may need to open doors for you.

Changing scenarios

Different environments bring new physics hazards and AI threats. In crowded public spaces such as luxury hotel lobbies, you balance the body on top-heavy luggage carts and may find that a nosy maid has rolled away the laundry bin you were using to hide it. High-security compounds include freezing, heavily guarded bunkers where getting caught means the firing squad. You can throw scavenged meat to distract Guard Dogs, or hide from a medal-clad Marshal who patrols the halls with a booming voice and no patience.