V pod''ezde

V pod''ezde is a first-person simulator about sitting on your haunches outside an entrance in a Soviet-style courtyard, smoking a cigarette. The game is centered on the player's emotions and simulates sitting in the courtyard rather than offering other activities.

The courtyard

The setting includes frozen cars and alcoholics wandering back and forth. Non-player characters leave footprints in the snow. Your character wears a classic street-style hat and Abibas clothing, has a visible body, and holds a cigarette that emits smoke.

What you can do

You can sit on your haunches, smoke and shout Russian profanity using keys 1, 2 and H. The game also includes references to “What kind of drugs?” and “Nice one, you can do it well.”