Toddler Simulator

Toddler Simulator is a physics playground in which you play as a toddler and cause chaos. You can trash the bedroom and bathroom, then roam a vast open world, leaving destruction in your wake. The world contains dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, missions, collectables and hidden areas.

Explore the world

You can travel around in cars and visit areas including the industrial area, the ghetto, the fire station, the park, the farm and the caravan park. You can also drive forklifts, jump very high and explore the many places and activities the world contains.

Cause chaos

You can destroy things, puke on demand and take advantage of the game's over-the-top physics. The toddler can dance, including breakdancing and the chicken dance.

Customize and upgrade

You can customize your character and add accessories at any time during the game. Find golden nappies to upgrade your speed, strength or vomit distance.