Thin Judgment

Thin Judgment puts you in front of a conveyor belt carrying items and sentient paper people, some of whom can explode. You collect things to earn wages and resources, while trying to avoid explosions, being fired and other dangers. Button mashing plays a major role, and you need to remember to eat after working.

The conveyor belt

Collect spare change or use your tube to gather paper people. Each paper person has a social status and gender; there are over 50 social statuses, and text-based events can depend on the balance of roles and genders. Some roles are malicious, so you can decide which paper people to let into your society. Money buys shipments of basic items.

Gold bars provide resources, but letting them reach the furnace makes your employers upset and can cost you your job. You can also earn resources by letting paper people fall into the furnace, which has no considerable implications. Resources buy bulk shipments of paper people.

Other items appear on the belt as well:

• Food: apples and lemons to eat after working.
• Marijuana: briefly slows your perception of time.
• Bandages: stop bleeding.
• Gasoline: pour it over the belt to set the surrounding area on fire.
• Caltrops: cannot be picked up; trying to do so causes pain and blood loss.

Experiment mini-games

You can switch from the conveyor belt to one of three experiments. Each requires paper people, so you need to collect enough of them first.

• Ground Race: control one of four paper people and race to the finish, jumping and moving to avoid obstacles.
• Rock Climbing: knock climbers down, leaving the golden paper people, which fall upward and are harmless while climbing.
• Tube Operator: switch tubes on and off to keep them from overheating as paper people travel through them.