Teachers Secrets
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About Teachers Secrets
Teachers Secrets is about Nerdy collecting Dick Extract in arenas controlled by DJ Janitor, who commands hordes of angry d**ks. You battle enemies and gather vials of extract while professors insult you when you have none and become your biggest fans after you spray them.
Arenas and extraction
The action takes place in the Disco, Cyberpunk and Heavy Metal arenas. A return portal opens every minute, giving you the choice to escape with your loot or stay and risk losing it. If you lose, DJ Janitor has plans for you.
Enemies and humor
The game features grotesque enemies, ridiculous dialogue and absurd humor, with chaotic battles against hordes of d**ks.
Frequently asked questions
The best price for Teachers Secrets is $2.99 at Steam. It is the only shop with an offer that activates in your country.
The minimum requirements for Teachers Secrets are: GeForce GTX 970, Intel Core i5-4590, 8 GB RAM, 10 GB storage. It runs on Windows only. The recommended specs are in the System requirements section.
No. Teachers Secrets is a single-player game.
Yes. Teachers Secrets is the full base game. You need nothing else to play it.
Steam lets publishers create keys to sell in other shops. Once you activate a key, the game is yours to keep, just like a store purchase.
Disclaimer: CD keys have an inherent 1–2% average failure rate. Check the shop terms for buyer protection info. Steam offers no buyer protection for keys bought in other shops and doesn't refund them.











