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Porcelain Panic

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About Porcelain Panic

Porcelain Panic has three game modes, five unlockable characters and six unlockable items. In Story Mode, you try to rescue Princess Bog from the Bog-Lord.

Game modes

  • Story Mode: rescue Princess Bog from the Bog-Lord in a short story.
  • Turdurance Mode: see how long you can hold it in as bogs become increasingly hard to find.
  • Tribog Mode: become a Bog-Lord and match your ever-changing character to the right bog.

Characters and items

You can unlock five characters, with stats including speed 1, speed 2 and speed 3. Six unlockable items include the Bog Cleaner, which shines your bog, and X-Ray Specs, which let you see through bog doors.

Other features

The game includes two shades of brown, one of them sickly, and an annoyingly addictive soundtrack. It also features a Bog-Prince and a Bog-Lord, but not at the same time, along with the terms Golden Wipe and Spice Turd.

Frequently asked questions

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Disclaimer: CD keys have an inherent 1–2% average failure rate. Check the shop terms for buyer protection info. Steam offers no buyer protection for keys bought in other shops and doesn't refund them.

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