Penis Simulator

Penis Simulator follows your journey into the legendary Golden Order after your grandfather dies and leaves you a letter. Dark Beings are spreading through the modern world, waiting for a chance to emerge and conquer it. You uncover the conspiracy your grandfather died protecting while defending the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats.

Combat and survival

You fight The Darkness using the ancient art of the dongercopter and precision stream physics. The creatures become smarter as the threats escalate, while your bladder won't last forever. The Order is watching.

Simulation features

The game uses the P.E.N.O.R. physics system and simulates bladder capacity. You can choose from several penis skins, chug liquids and wear items.