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No Pineapple Left Behind is a satirical game about running a school. You manage students, staff and curriculums while trying to keep the school from going bankrupt. Children have wants, needs and feelings, but poor grades cost the school money. You can turn children into pineapples, which take tests and get grades but have no feelings and are not people, making them simpler and cheaper to manage.

Run the school

The game includes nine schools, each with its own challenges. You can maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or hire a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers. You also address parents’ concerns—or ignore them.

Teach and manipulate

You can use lasers to manipulate a child’s feelings and cast teaching spells such as Trigonomancy and Covalency. The game explores shortcomings of modern education through its school-management systems and the option to dehumanize children by turning them into orderly pineapples.