No Heroes Here

No Heroes Here is a co-op game for one to four players about defending castles and protecting the Kingdom from evil forces. You coordinate with your team in battles, taking on roles as castle defenders across three regions, each with its own mechanics, enemies and quirks.

The fall of Noobland

Noobland was once the world’s largest and mightiest Kingdom, until mysterious forces brought devastation and chaos. The King gathered his heroes to reclaim the lost lands, carrying three lucky charms: a medallion, a teddy bear and his crown. His army won every battle until the charms were lost, after which the King grew weak and his forces were defeated. He now sends the Last Hero of Noobland to recover the charms.

Defend the castles

You work together to protect castles from twelve types of enemies, testing your ballistic skills against their attacks. You can use cannonballs or roasted chickens, and recruit more Non-Heroes as you journey through the realm.

Game modes

Play alone in single-player mode or team up with one to three other players locally or online. You can also join online matches with other players. Hardcore mode gives you a single life.