No Cook Today

No Cook Today is a two-player 2D platform action game in which two little chefs try to knock each other off floating platforms. You move between platforms and throw food and utensils at your opponent.

Match rules

Each player starts with three lives. Falling off the platforms costs a life, and the goal is to knock your opponent off. Each hit makes the next knock send its target farther, but dying resets the count.

Items and weapons

Items can change your movement, attacks, defense or weapon. The game includes four items and four weapons:

• Jet Wallace: increases movement speed for eight seconds.
• Flash Starbucks: increases attack speed for eight seconds.
• Crab Burger: increases defense, making you harder to knock back.
• Mysterious Box: randomly grants a new weapon.
• Fork: fires horizontal bullets with average attack speed and knockback.
• Mi Xue Bing Cheng: summons the Oriental Pearl TV Tower to fire lasers; its attacks are slow but have strong knockback.
• Wang Shou Yi Thirteen Spices: has short range, high thrust and average attack speed.
• Popcorn: attacks in a parabola, with fast attack speed and average thrust.