Maddening Euphoria

Maddening Euphoria is an arcade game with randomly generated levels. You control brother-and-sister duo Mason and Millicent Zane as they flee an inescapable wall of death, an imagined realization of their troubles in life. Avoid bottomless pits, deadly spikes and pools of thick goo that slow you down. Staying close to the wall triggers a short, colorful Second Wind speed boost and brings you closer to becoming one eighth euphoric.

Euphoria and challenges

Collect eight pieces while wearing a fedora to enter the multicolored rainbow world of Euphoria, where time moves faster, spikes disappear and your survival speeds up. You can also take on more than 150 challenges, ranging from trivially easy to borderline unfathomable.

Themes and reactions

Choose from 36 game themes or use Shuffle. Each theme comes with poetry about your demise, with styles ranging from innocent whimsy to explicit humor. The game can also mock your failures in 51 different ways, with varying levels of Britishness. Other players' high scores appear as you play.

The game includes flashy visual effects and diamond-like elements, which you can turn off.