Hypergalactic Psychic Table Tennis 3000

Hypergalactic Psychic Table Tennis 3000 is a role-playing game about travelling through the hypergalaxies around the year 3000 and competing in video table tennis. You upgrade your stats, learn abilities and spells, and face opponents with a square ball. The game has full voice acting by Mark Meer.

Battles and abilities

Matches range from encounters with tiny paddles to screen-filling monster paddles. You can cast spells such as Fireball, which damages an opponent, and Psychic Repulsor, which alters physics. You can also put level-up bonuses into strength and rely on physical force in conflicts.

Paddle relationships

You meet boss paddles throughout the hypergalaxies and can build relationships with them through PaddleTalk, a dialogue system for short conversations. Upgrading charisma helps you sweet-talk them as you pursue romances between paddles.

Equipment and companions

Treasure chests contain equipment, including a Slightly Ill-Fitting Tunic and Boots With Fish in the Heels. You can also find and ride or befriend creatures such as a Moshi, a moonlit-sparkling Unicorb and a Woodle, which can accompany you on your journey.