Get Heisen-Bro Hustler for PC

Heisen-Bro Hustler is a tongue-in-cheek game about running a gym-supplement hustle. You wake up in a gym bathroom stall with no memory, carrying only your clothes, a gym bag, $20, a protein drink, a mobile phone and a flyer for a chems dealer. Gym bros soon start placing supplement orders, and you begin with a supplier contact and $20 in the bank.

Run the hustle

Buy chems from your supplier and use them to craft the supplements gym bros order. Completing orders earns money, rep and XP; missing them costs rep and XP. Raising your rep unlocks new chems and supplement products, while gaining XP lets you level up and unlock features such as hiring associate bros to sell supplements for you. Bros who trust you can refer others, and there are 30 bros to unlock.

Characters and style

The game features colorful gym characters shaped by the quirks of gym life and culture. Its playful, flamboyant presentation draws on a retro 80s style, and its self-deprecating humor views gym culture through the work of a supplement dealer. You can choose between the Chill, Cardio and Capitano Insano difficulty settings.

Mini-games and music

Mini-games let you unlock achievements. The soundtrack includes over 30 light-hearted songs about gym life and culture.