Heffelfinger

Heffelfinger is a time-progress battle RPG that mixes real-world elements with ridiculous jokes. Bob van Boom has just signed a professional baseball contract when his best friend, Cameron Francismilk, changes the locks on Bob’s house while celebrating the deal. Bob wakes up dazed and dehydrated on a shady beach, intent on getting his keys back from Cam and going home to sleep it off. But Cameron and his goons’ pranks, carried out under the spell-power of the Heffel, escalate into a threat to the whole world of Heffel. You set out to restore the mystical Heffelfinger and save the world.

Characters and battles

You can play as four main actors, each with a different skillset. Battles use a time-progress system, and you can choose from four battle speeds to set the pace.

A guided adventure

The game is mostly linear and includes a beginner tutorial in the first act. Its detailed encyclopedia tracks your progress, and a New Game+ feature is also included.

Items and places

Equipment avoids generic weapons and armor; for example, you can use a Horsehead on a stick instead of a Club. Spatula City is one of the places in the game.