Drumpfy Walls

Drumpfy Walls is set in an alternate reality where Mer'ca and Mer'xico are fighting over a border wall. You play as a member of the Reds or the Blues in a literal battle over immigration and future votes.

Border locations

Battles take place in four locations along the border:

• The Bigly Valley: a lush valley with rivers, trees and wildlife.
• The Beloved Forest: a huge wood reserve.
• The Passage: a route people have used to move across the continent for centuries.
• Watertown: a place surrounded by lakes and rivers.

Characters and sides

The Reds are tired of Mer'xicoans crossing the border and bounce babies back to Mer'xico. The Blues believe babies should become citizens of Mer'ca, and bounce them over the wall to Mer'ca. You can play as Ronald Drumpf, Rainbow Mike, Smilin' Barry, Jesus, BAC or Pander Bot.

Drugs and hazards

Drugs smuggled through the wall affect your speed: Bernie's Flakes, a white substance, increase it, while Big Blunt, a smoking cigar, slows it. UFOs rain down your worst fears, and bombs built into the wall defend against invaders.