Do Your Dailies

Do Your Dailies is an online parody daily ritual game presented through a retro-style office operating system. As a new employee of Daily Corp, you roll the company number program once per real day, producing a number from 0 to 1,000,000. The roll is verified by the company servers, cannot be rerolled, and determines everything.

Daily office routine

Your roll shapes a batch of daily chores, such as unjamming the printer, feeding the office fish or proving you are employed to a captcha that does not believe you. The game includes more than 200 stacking badges, ranging from TRASH to MYTHIC, with a ledger to fill. Streaks, sick day forms, perfect attendance and a calendar that tracks who showed up are also part of the routine.

Daily and weekly leaderboards pit you against the whole company. You can also work with other employees, or not, across the company’s shared activities:

Company activities

• Project Board: draw together in real time on a shared 1,000-by-1,000-pixel canvas.
• Excel Wars: four teams compete for territory in one spreadsheet each month.
• Dept Wars: create a department, recruit colleagues and wage war on other departments.
• Teamz: use the company chat channel and attend a daily mandatory meeting where nothing is decided.
• Stonks: decide whether to pump or dump.
• Paper Trail: play a party game where you can only speak using other people’s words.