Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim

Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim is a visual novel about pursuing romance in a town where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters for heads, dogs have gramophones and cats have keyboards. You explore Dialtown and seek dates because you want someone to pay your way into a funfair, where you hope to find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs.

Residents and romance

Several characters have romance routes, including Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who is dissatisfied with her life and wants to feel things again, and Randy, who works both as an operator for a local phone sex hotline and as a bird-wrangler for animal control. The things you say and do affect your routes, which have multiple endings; the game has 26 endings.

Explore Dialtown

When you are not on a date, you can explore the city and meddle with its citizens’ lives. You can also hunt for Bigfoot, though the game makes no guarantees about where it is.

Visuals and music

The visual style combines real-world photography, photorealistic 3D models and 2D illustrations. The soundtrack is composed by Nathan Hanover of NH's Synthonic Orchestra.