Coins Only!

Coins Only! is a workplace survival simulator in which you play an underpaid, overworked cashier in a chaotic world of eccentric creatures and magically unstable items. You ring up strange products, enforce arbitrary rules and deal with customers’ stories, complaints and secrets while trying to get through each shift without losing your sanity or taking another pay cut. Your boss changes the rules every day to demand more productivity.

A strange workplace

The world treats the bizarre as ordinary. You encounter egotistical wizards, animals with drinking problems and objects that come to life and fall into depression. The chain of command is ruthless and absurd, and the job offers little pay and no chance to ask for a raise.

Choices and mysteries

Your choices affect how events unfold. You can investigate the truth behind a cult, help a detective or become another cog in the exploitation machine. The game includes collectibles, mysteries and multiple endings, and satirizes modern work through magic and existential absurdity.