Cocked and Loaded
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About Cocked and Loaded
Cocked and Loaded is a local multiplayer party game for 2–4 players. You control a rigid penis and try to destroy opponents by hitting them in melee or ejaculating on them. You learn to move, dodge, aim and shoot over your first few matches, while movement techniques and strategy allow room to develop your skills.
Free-for-all battles
All players fight at once, and no one is safe. Your own ejaculate can also bring you down, so you need to watch where it lands.
Customization and levels
You can change your character’s colour and trail, and choose a menu decoration and victory celebration. The level editor lets you place platforms, hazards and player spawn points to make custom levels.
Frequently asked questions
The best price for Cocked and Loaded is $3.99 at Steam. It is the only shop with an offer that activates in your country.
The minimum requirements for Cocked and Loaded are: Windows 7, Radeon R7 370, AMD FX-4300, 4 GB RAM, 170 MB storage. It runs on Windows only. The recommended specs are in the System requirements section.
Yes. Cocked and Loaded is multiplayer only. It supports split-screen PvP.
Yes. Cocked and Loaded is the full base game. You need nothing else to play it.
Steam lets publishers create keys to sell in other shops. Once you activate a key, the game is yours to keep, just like a store purchase.
Disclaimer: CD keys have an inherent 1–2% average failure rate. Check the shop terms for buyer protection info. Steam offers no buyer protection for keys bought in other shops and doesn't refund them.











