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Butchers Don't Surf! is about intelligent pigs on an isolated Alpine farm who arm themselves after a mysterious object from space causes vehicles to move on their own and wild animals to attack cities. The pigs spot a floating black monolith and plan to capture it, launching the farmer—an overpowered former circus human cannonball—from an old farm cannon toward the object. They train the farmer to carry out missions across the aerial chaos.

Launch and improve

Every three rounds, you are launched from a cannon and try to travel as far as possible. During matches, you earn money to spend in the shop on equipment, firearms and cannons, then upgrade your inventory and try to make it around the world. You can also unlock characters, complete missions and earn medals.

Equipment and weapons

The barn contains 18 types of equipment, including gear for flight, water use and ground work. You can choose from eight cannons and one catapult. Firearms are kept in a tent and can be used to destroy obstacles and eliminate flying objects in your path.

Characters and missions

You can control characters besides the butcher. To unlock imprisoned characters, find and collect suitcases during matches, use the codes engraved inside them, and enter the codes on the capsule panel in the laboratory. The second character-selection screen includes Cosplay, Succubus, Transhumanist, Fat Snake, Shogun, Samurai Armor, Cyber Criminal, Strange Girl, Horse and Witch; each requires completing a challenging obstacle-filled stage before becoming fully playable.

Some impostors are trying to help the monolith escape the planet, and missions task you with stopping them.

Medal trials

The medals board has 84 trials in total. Buying equipment from the barn, a cannon from the yard or a firearm from the tent unlocks new trials. Improving your match records makes more medal trials available.