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Brutal Bible Bloodbaths is a first-person, physics-based game with sandbox levels based on Bible passages. You use a magic laser sword to chop people, animals and objects; characters and animals become ragdolls when killed. Soldiers can help you carry out commands, and the levels include several different objectives and settings.

Levels and stories

In the promised land, the game draws on Deuteronomy 20:16–20: you are tasked with killing everything that breathes and can order soldiers to assist. The victims include animals, children, babies and sexual worship assistants. The passage is presented as justifying this because God hates how the people worship their gods.

Other levels draw on different passages:

• Elisha and the Bears (2 Kings 2:23–24): Play as a pair of bears and maul 42 wicked youths without killing anyone.
• God the Grape Stomper (Isaiah 63:1–6): Play as God and stomp metaphorical grapes that splatter on your clothes, representing the blood of your enemies.
• Wife Recruiter (Numbers 31:7, 17–18): Kill everyone except the virgin girls, whom you recruit to become wives.
• The End Times: In a future setting, soldiers initially refuse your cleansing command, saying Jesus will come and judge the world and quoting Psalm 11:5, which says God hates people who love violence.

Chopping and quests

The magic laser sword lets you chop people, animals and many other objects in any way and as often as you like. Chopped objects do not disappear, except for soldiers. An optional precision-chopping quest asks you to cut people and animals in specified ways, such as removing a leg, arm or tail; when you finish, you can return to a box to see how obedient you were.

Trees and their trunk pieces tip over when first chopped. You can collect the wood to build a ladder and climb over city walls. In other levels, you chase and chop people who are hiding or fleeing, aiming for a low cleansing time, or clear the promised land after the cleansing by pushing chopped-up bodies into a pit. The Flesh Levitator is another way to tidy up the bodies.

Other levels and weapons

A temple level contains things God hates, including child sacrifice and sexual worship assistants. You can worship the god and goddess idols there, but doing so makes the soldiers target you as well. The Body Hacker lets you hack the game's matrix so a targeted body part breaks into pieces. Holy Hand Grenades blow people and animals up in slow motion.

Options and activities

At the initial warning screen, you can choose whether to play with blood and gore. Turning them off changes the mode to Unbrutal Bible Bubblebaths, where bubbles appear during cleansing. You can also ride horses, get drunk on fermented fruit and vomit it up to sober up, climb ladders, and chop flowers and talking robots from the future, among other things.