Bash the Teacher!

Bash the Teacher! is an idle-clicker game where you pelt a teacher with weapons, earn stars and upgrade the classroom. As the teacher grows more frustrated, you discover their reactions. Keep bashing until a teacher quits, then take aim at the new teacher who replaces them.

Weapons and upgrades

Upgrade weapons to increase the bashing, using paper airplanes, rotten eggs, water balloons, catapults and more. You can also upgrade the teacher’s desk items and pets, then pelt them too. Desk items include a cactus, gong, computer and robot; pets include a snake, crab, elephant and octopus.

Teachers and reactions

You can unlock and bash three different school teachers. Each has 12 reactions to discover, including being bothered by aliens, snatched by giant tentacles or dancing with cute penguins.