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About All Noobs Must Die
All Noobs Must Die puts you in a deadly tournament organized by the Sly Hacker. You defend an obsidian portal from zombie monsters, survive the attacks and complete the challenge to earn the fulfillment of your wish.
Build your defenses
Mine resources with a pickaxe and craft weapons at a crafting table. Construct a defense using traps, turrets, magic towers and secret levers, then level up to unlock new traps. Strike levers with your pickaxe to activate rare frost traps or a guard armed with a machine gun.
Fight the monster armies
Use cold weapons and firearms, including bows, shotguns, pistols, rifles and the pickaxe. Weapons come in five qualities: common (white), uncommon (green), rare (blue), epic (purple) and legendary (yellow). You face zombies, skeletons and hellish bosses, with a big boss appearing every fifth level.
Heroes and biomes
The heroes include Noob, Pro, Hero Brin and their girlfriends. The adventure visits three named biomes: Monster School, Jail Break and Villager Village. An in-game shop offers cute and funny animals.
Endings
Meme Endings are video clips that play at the end of the game, where the Hacker trolls Noob, Pro, Hero Brin and their girlfriends.
Frequently asked questions
The best price for All Noobs Must Die is $2.99 at Steam. It is the only shop with an offer that activates in your country.
The minimum requirements for All Noobs Must Die are: Windows XP, GeForce 6800, 1 GB RAM, 200 MB storage. It runs on Windows only. The recommended specs are in the System requirements section.
No. All Noobs Must Die is a single-player game.
Yes. All Noobs Must Die is the full base game. You need nothing else to play it.
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